hey kenneth here!
3reasons why im posting:
1) publicise my ex-class blog--
http://sml-times.blogspot.com/ (come here for ultimate lameness)
2) relieve stress
3) collect haagen daz treat from charmaine
Disclaimer: Everything mentioned in this post is purely fictional, any resemblance to anyone/anything is coincidental =D. Anyone with no sense of humour should ignore this post.
"Reporters have just found out that PJC(penguin junior college) issued Parent-teacher-meeting(PTM) notification forms to all those who had done badly for their midyear commontest. Since the notification has been sent, thousands of students have wrote in requesting for solutions on how to prevent their parents from meeting their teacher. To cope with the rising demand of solutions,(demand curve shifts right), sml experts have put their heads together(with super glue) and came up with these useful solutions:
1) The first step in preventing them from meeting is by not letting them know there is a PTM in the first place. As SML understands that the form requires a signature, we urge all those who need forgery done to send their notification slips to SML headquaters so that our very own MR. Forger can forge your parents signature for you.
2)For those whose teachers are calling your parents, SML will redirect the call to our operators in india....rest assured that they will not try calling your parents anytime soon......
operator: "HELLO! welcome to ali baba curry house, may i take your order?"
teacher: "hello, is this mr XYZ? i'm ABC's student. I would like to speak to you regarding your son's results"
operator: "you not here to order curry chicken?"
teacher: "uh...no...i need to speak to you abt your son's results!"
operator: "but we have special offer today! buy two curry chicken get curry free!"
teacher: "................is it possible for you to come down to pjc for our parent teacher conference this friday?"
operator: "ok...i deliver your curry chicken to pjc....wait...pjc!? mumbai la...india india!"(hangs up)
teacher: "......"(stunned)
After cutting off any form of communication, SML times has also come out with excuses to tell your parents such that they would not see the need/too afraid to meet your teachers:
1) U stands for U ROCK
2) The teacher's breath stinks
3) Ranking points are the same as L1R5...LOOK! i'm consistent!
4) The best is yet to be ;P
5) i tell u hor, u wont want to see my teacher de...her eyes pajiao, nose crooked, teeth rotting, got unshaved beard,11 fingers.....
And finally, you would have to explain to your teachers why your parents would not be able to/ does not want to attend the ptm:
1) My baba busy working at the curryhouse, he complain that recently got alot of prank calls
2) He said im very smart, i scored better than him
3) i dunno why, but after looking at your picture, they did not want to see you
4) They are only free on the 31st of feb
5) My mom does not like the idea of my dad meeting a female teacher....even if she was as ugly as you, no offence =D"
for more information, please log on to sml-times official website(link above).
happy mugging!
